Have you ever misplaced something large? No, I know where my couch is. The dinner table is still in the center of my kitchen.
I have a full bottle of lotion somewhere in this tiny house and I have not been able to locate it in days. There are very few places it could hide and I feel like I have checked all of those places. This is not a large house. It has a modest living room, two bedrooms, a bathroom and a kitchen one can barely walk around in. Besides the bedrooms it only has 3 closets and one of those is taken up entirely by a washer and dryer. Where is my lotion?
UPDATE: Found lotion in footstool and 7up on clothes dryer.